Best pickup line ever, courtesy of my mom.

She's immensely intelligent.
She's unceasingly hilarious.
She's Beyonce reincarnate into a white girl body.

She is my mom.


One of my sister's roommates, whose last name is Campbell, visited over Christmas break.

One night my mom says, "Is your name Campbell? Because you're looking Mmm, Mmm...GOOD!"

Just one of MANY crown jewel lines of my mother.