I love this guy

Not so secretly, my dream job is to be on SNL. I've been told impersonations are my X-Factor.

When they announced the new cast members this season, it stung.

But alas, I'm too tall for television, and I'm reassured that it would probably be a life riddled with textbook showbiz substance abuse. And, uh, that would kind of be counterproductive for what other things I want to do with my life.

And, I am also known for laughing hysterically before I can finish telling a joke, something that may be problematic if I were performing full character impersonation sketches.

But I am really in love with SNL newbie Jay Pharoah. His imitations of Will Smith and Denzel Washington are SPOT ON!

He's only a month younger than me.... ah, now that stings....:)

Another one for the Garden State!

Remember "Chandeleeeahhhs"??!!

Few things are more astonishing or more laughable than a nice thick Jersey accent.

"Now that's what I call a taco!"

I was up in Idaho this past weekend for my cousin's LDS mission homecoming (from the NY NY North mission aka mostly the Bronx and Manhattan), and part of the cousin festivities included a YouTube-a-thon...

This was one of the best:




"Pizza?! Now that's what I call a taco!" HAHA.