Celibate and the City

My cousin and I think it would be funny if we created/wrote for a show called "Celibate and the City" based on Utah Valley life.

This place is so weird, random, silly, hypocritical, unique...more people should know about the HATE/WEIRD relationship (not love, maybe 'like' for some people) of Provo!

(I want to write a book one day like Sloane Crosley's I Was Told There'd Be Cake.)


Because if HBO can have that pitiful show Big Love, I don't see why not...


Episode 1:

Ashley is suspicious of Justin's intentions when he invites her to go tunnel singing. She's heard of his tainted history breaking off an engagement, but realizes he is a child of God and decides to give him a chance. Before the big day comes, Ashley spots Justin in a 7-11 buying a 6-pack of Coke. Running out of the store with tears in her eyes, she wonders if she will ever find her Nephi. Meanwhile, Matt visits the Honor Code office after offending the lunchtime Brigham Square masses donned in a muscle tee that may have showed off his g's and guns.

Episode 2:

Sara is distraught over being the only person in her apartment not in a booty-call relationship (read: innocent movie-spooning), so she asks her home teacher Todd, who also happens to be the crush of the Relief Society, to give her a blessing for an alleged case of the flu.
When Todd arrives, he feels as though the Spirit has intervened and he may have found his Sariah in Sara.
Jessica, a roommate, has a secret NCMO past with Todd, and gets jealous. She contemplates getting sick to thwart Sara's plan.