Honor Code-approved flamboyancy

I could ramble on and on how utterly tactless I think the flamboyant BYUSA elections are, (Honor Code standard flamboyant, don't worry)....

(Basically I'm forever disgruntled my soon-to-be alma mater will never have a free press...and no BYUSA'er would ever touch that with a 10-foot chastity pole...)

...but anyway, instead of channeling negative energy into rants, I will link to this brilliant satirical post a la Jordan at The Gripload.

Go VOTE. Personally, I think you should exercise your deceptively 'free BYU agency' (it's free everywhere outside this paranoid bubble) and do whatever you please.

I heard one chirpy campaigner this morning urging a Cougar co-ed to vote because it would be "the only time your vote will actually count..."

Wow...ignorance is so unattractive.