Since Provo is void of alcohol (minus shady Atchafalaya on Center Street)... I think the totally kosher BYU activity known as "hottubbing" constitutes what would be the bar scene anywhere else.
Think about it...scantily clad girls with the scamming guys, in a steamy environment...totally kosher BYU housing activity.
(BYU also approves hairschoolers to live in BYU housing...but girls can't be in guys apartments after midnight...let's just say "Go Figure" (with accompanying eye-roll and head-scratch) has been the most reoccuring theme of my BYU life.)
Anyway, the totally kosher activity of hottubbing is not without its creepers- you know, the Provo All-Stars who don't have a clear idea of what they're still slinking around UV for (with their BMWs they bought on their parent's dime or from their shady summer APX sales) who come around, hit on girls, and sometimes an ensuing NCMO will occur.
My friends and I learned from the rumors, are nice to these creepers, say our code name for "peace out" to each other, and kindly leave.
I think the only thing that would make 'hottubbing' more interesting would be if the GAs made us gals wear burkinis:
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Hottubbing: Provo's bar scene
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Haha SO TRUE! You crack me up...love this post!
Funny you mentioned UV. I used to live there, in the apartment *right* in front of the hot tub. Our frequent alien visitors drove me crazy.
To this day, I have still never been in the hot tub that I lived 10 feet away from for a year and a half.
Haha, UV as in Utah Valley...not University Villa...
If i ever going to the Middle East, or Pakistan,etc, I will PRAY that i see a flock of women decked in a Burkini!!!
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